Even at the best of times, I don’t particularly like pants, and yearn for the warmer weather when I can switch to shorts for all but the most formal occasions. This year’s heat wave has made such pants-not-optional occasions particularly rough though.
But I endure.
I am a man who doesn’t like to wear pants.
And I am unashamed.

The Poxy Boggards have a song called “I Wear No Pants.”