If you’re a new reader of Life of Ronnie who hasn’t yet read enough of the archives to know who Janet is… WHY NOT!?
*A-hem*
Anyhow, she’s just a girl Ronnie met, ineffectively crushed on, joined the church choir for, puked on, and ultimately seems to have missed his chance with.

yay! Janet!
Dun-dun-duuuuun!