I got to make the ham for Easter dinner with my family this year. Thanks to Alton Brown I have a pretty much foolproof recipe (slightly altered) that never disappoints, unless you’re, like, from another dimension where everything is opposite and those formed ham-like meat logs are a delicacy.
I’m pretty sure it’s the first time I’ve ever made my ham for them, and I think they were pleased, if the necessary constant vigilance to keep my mom and sister from sneaking nicely crusted pieces off of the cutting board was any indication.

HA!
It’s true… there’s nothing like holiday leftovers when you’re a bachelor!
… And Alton Brown is the man.
I knew this looked familiar… http://lifeofronnie.com/2008/05/22/inequitable-tactics/
It’s a running gag!