Hey, I just gave up my housekeeper, since I really couldn’t justify having one after retirement. However, I could use the Porcelain Avenger to make regular visits . . . uh, after he gets the technique down a bit more! I’d rather have a vanilla kind of smell in my bowl . . .
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I see another work related hallucination coming on. Lemony-scent of justice. I just love that.
The warnings on cleaners always crack me up. EYE IRRITANT, they always say. DO NOT POUR IN EYE. AND IF YOU DO, TRY TO GET IT OUT.
For some reason I’m really proud of “Smell the Lemony-scent of Justice, evil-doer!”. It feels like something from The Tick.
Hey, I just gave up my housekeeper, since I really couldn’t justify having one after retirement. However, I could use the Porcelain Avenger to make regular visits . . . uh, after he gets the technique down a bit more! I’d rather have a vanilla kind of smell in my bowl . . .