What a Steal!
April 10th, 2008 by Chris
So, it worked. Somehow. I don’t know if I was just really convincing or if they actually couldn’t fathom why I would say such a thing, but however it happened, it worked. They shoved me in the back room again, told me to stay put, and took off mostly empty-handed (I’m pretty sure they did grab a few packs of cigarettes for their trouble).
But, that wasn’t the end of the night for me.




















April 11th, 2008 at 6:55 am
Wow, did you actually say that last bit? That would have been awesome…
April 11th, 2008 at 7:55 am
I wonder if they were planning on catching a bite at Subway, or looking to knock it over.
April 11th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
LAWLS to your last line.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I can’t tell if the shorter theif in the last frame is mad or considering it.
April 14th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
So if you couldn’t open the safe and didn’t have a cash register…
…maybe you had the power to make change with your MIND. And that, my friend, would’ve made YOU a steal.
But I guess they didn’t bother to think about making change.