Avoiding schmavoiding! I’m merely painting a vivid picture of the hyper-reality in which Ronnie resides, one profoundly meaningless detail at a time. Or… something.
Also, llamas are cooler than camels. Everyone knows that!
When I was 15, I looked like I was about 19, and I used to buy cigarettes from gas stations for my equally-underaged friends. Only rarely was I asked for ID, and when I was, I could often talk my way out of it. Once, the clerk even asked “you aren’t buying these for minors, are you?” because I didn’t have, like, a “regular brand” or whatever.
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Avoiding schmavoiding! I’m merely painting a vivid picture of the hyper-reality in which Ronnie resides, one profoundly meaningless detail at a time. Or… something.
Also, llamas are cooler than camels. Everyone knows that!
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When I was 15, I looked like I was about 19, and I used to buy cigarettes from gas stations for my equally-underaged friends. Only rarely was I asked for ID, and when I was, I could often talk my way out of it. Once, the clerk even asked “you aren’t buying these for minors, are you?” because I didn’t have, like, a “regular brand” or whatever.